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New Courses For Men

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
edited May 2002 in General Discussion
An old high school friend often sends me things like this. If I find it amusing, I pass it along here. Nunn

New Courses For Men Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1:

How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by step with slide presentation.

Topic 2:

The Toilet Paper Roll: Do they grow on the holders? Round Table discussion.

Topic 3:

Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4:

Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
Pictures and Explanatory graphics.

Topic 5:

The after dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on Video.

Topic 6:

Loss of Identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
Online Support and Support Groups.

Topic 7:

Learning How to Find Things: Starting with Looking in the Right Place instead of Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.

Topic 8:

HealthWatch: Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tape.

Topic 9:

Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials.

Topic 10:

Men as copilots: Is It Genetically Impossible to Control Our Impulse to Back-seat Drive? Driving Simulation including the most difficult -
Sitting Quietly as She Parallel Parks.

Topic 11:

Learning to Live: Basic Differences between Mother and Wife. Online Class and Role Playing.

Topic 12:

How to Be the ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13:

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy sessions and Full Lobotomies offered.




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Comments

  • Ms. BeastMs. Beast Member Posts: 496 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Oh boy, I like some of those classes! I think they should allow children to take them too! It sure would save my voice!!
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    How bout 2 more courses?

    1: Learning how to listen

    2: Learning to show emotions.


    All the courses would be filled to capacity for the next 25 years. *LOL*
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