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Female Dentist

TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,560 ✭✭✭
edited September 2013 in General Discussion
Female dentist...


A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.


"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man said.


So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"


The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."


The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.

"What are those?" he asked.


"Viagra," she replied.


"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."


"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

Comments

  • ChrisInTempeChrisInTempe Member Posts: 15,562
    edited November -1
    [:0][:0][:0][:0]
    [:p][:p][:p][:p]

    Seriously, if I have to go under the dental spotlight it's pills, gas, the works!
  • Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 39,309 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
  • retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:0]
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,183 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That is funny!

    I love the nitrous oxide. Twenty years ago all the dentists used it. I always paid the 25 bucks extra for the nitrous. They could do a root canal, and I was laughing all the way through it if I had the nitrous.
    Then, about 15 years ago, the nitrous oxide was gone!

    I would ask for it but it was not there. I finally found out that the stuff was causing side effects on the dental hygenists. Studies showed that there was a big increase in miscarriages among the hygenists if the doc used the nitrous oxide.

    If you will notice, those hygenists are usually young gals of child bearing age.
  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    I have been in the position,for the last 7 years that I have to pull my own teeth.
    No "pill", no gas,no nothing.I just suck it up,wet a rag, and yank it out!
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,183 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is that for real? You have pulled your own teeth?
    What do you use? Vicegrips? Needle nose pliers?

    If that is true you are a wild man and my hat is off to you. How many teeth have you pulled?
  • JasonVJasonV Member Posts: 2,480 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    haha good one.


    I was at the dentist yesterday and was flirting with the cute girl cleaning my teeth.

    I asked her if any perverts ever started to lick her fingers. She said one guy tried to suck on her finger. It was a hilarious story.

    She had a great sense of humor and she had all kinds of stories once I got her going. Made the experience pleasant and they got my business for the future.
    formerly known as warpig883
  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,519 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Love it.[:D][:D][:D]
  • austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,829 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • CoolhandLukeCoolhandLuke Member Posts: 7,825 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D]
    We have to fight so we can run away.
    Capt. Jack Sparrow.
  • givettegivette Member Posts: 10,886
    edited November -1
    ...tried to pull a molar, but the pliars were only cracking the tooth. Bad move.

    So, I went to the dentist, informed her that she should just yank the damn thing (it was already loose). She almost fainted during the procedure. She had to sit down. But I digress..

    I told her that the extraction was the apex of the pain, and it could only get better from that moment onward. With the needle, I'd be in increasing pain in about one hour. End of story. Joe
  • godalejrgodalejr Member Posts: 2,038 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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