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Female Dentist
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Female dentist...
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man said.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
"No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man said.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!"
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.
"Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
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Seriously, if I have to go under the dental spotlight it's pills, gas, the works!
I love the nitrous oxide. Twenty years ago all the dentists used it. I always paid the 25 bucks extra for the nitrous. They could do a root canal, and I was laughing all the way through it if I had the nitrous.
Then, about 15 years ago, the nitrous oxide was gone!
I would ask for it but it was not there. I finally found out that the stuff was causing side effects on the dental hygenists. Studies showed that there was a big increase in miscarriages among the hygenists if the doc used the nitrous oxide.
If you will notice, those hygenists are usually young gals of child bearing age.
No "pill", no gas,no nothing.I just suck it up,wet a rag, and yank it out!
What do you use? Vicegrips? Needle nose pliers?
If that is true you are a wild man and my hat is off to you. How many teeth have you pulled?
I was at the dentist yesterday and was flirting with the cute girl cleaning my teeth.
I asked her if any perverts ever started to lick her fingers. She said one guy tried to suck on her finger. It was a hilarious story.
She had a great sense of humor and she had all kinds of stories once I got her going. Made the experience pleasant and they got my business for the future.
Capt. Jack Sparrow.
So, I went to the dentist, informed her that she should just yank the damn thing (it was already loose). She almost fainted during the procedure. She had to sit down. But I digress..
I told her that the extraction was the apex of the pain, and it could only get better from that moment onward. With the needle, I'd be in increasing pain in about one hour. End of story. Joe