stranger in my house

scottm21166

I have noticed things missing in my house....
My dogs electric collar has dissapeared.
a butt plate for a model 12...gone
my brand new bottle of muscle tech supplement vanished
4 avacados ripening on the window sill
it seams wierd but I have searched high and low especially for the collar and these items are definately gone
maybe I need to set a trap?

11BravoCrunchie

Motion activated/targeting 7.62mm miniguns with overlapping fields of fire in a 360 degree circle around your property.

scottm21166

I was thinking of a video camera...but the mini guns would be cool[8D]

nemesisenforcer

I know I hate it when my buttplates disappear. . .


a camera would be your best bet. Try a nannycam type setup.

spanielsells

My vote is for the mini-guns. That or suitcase nukes.

You'll get the meanie.

p3skyking

Being as the evil dog collars were the first to disappear, followed by a piece of equipment you must have to go bird hunting, and lastly, healthy food items.....[:o)]

It's pretty obvious who's taking care of business at your house.[;)]

sheepdip

The dog done it.

tsavo303

Ghosts-
7.62 dosent work, need plasma cannons

fugawe

...take off and nuke the place from orbit. Its the only way to be sure....

spanielsells

quote:Originally posted by tsavo303
Ghosts-
7.62 dosent work, need plasma cannons


Don't you think that plasma cannons are a bit of overkill? I mean, really.

Again, suitcase nukes are the way to go.

Jake_S-83

i was about to suggest calling chuck norris, but if you thought nukes were overkill...

slipgate

Do you have a ferret?

Ramtinxxl

quote:Originally posted by slipgate
Do you have a ferret?


If not, get one. Maybe it can "ferret" out the culprit. [;)]

zipperzap

How old are you?

My vote's for Alzheimer's![:0][}:)][:(][:D]

pickenup

It's Bush's fault.

sig232

A claymore with a trip wire will work! But don't come home after drinking and expect to step over the wire![:0][:0]

scottm21166

I was worried about the oldtimers disease...but 4 avacados? where do they dissapear to? and the dog collar goes in the case...same case everytime...I think the dogs are conspiring against me...driving me crazy .....one day at a time....[:)]

He Dog

He Dog: See, I told you it would drive him crazy. You are doing a great job!

Shep: Yeah, wait until you see what I have planned for tomorrow!

sig232

Its becoming very clear. There is a wife or girlfriend in the house. Someone obsessed with organization. My stuff gets moved constantly, drives me nuts. Look to the women.[:D]

scottm21166

quote:Originally posted by sig232
Its becoming very clear. There is a wife or girlfriend in the house. Someone obsessed with organization. My stuff gets moved constantly, drives me nuts. Look to the women.[:D]

I see she hasn't attemped to bake a pie...nope the flour is still there and...hey, is that guacomole in my fridge?

sig232

quote:Originally posted by scottm21166
quote:Originally posted by sig232
Its becoming very clear. There is a wife or girlfriend in the house. Someone obsessed with organization. My stuff gets moved constantly, drives me nuts. Look to the women.[:D]

I see she hasn't attemped to bake a pie...nope the flour is still there and...hey, is that guacomole in my fridge?




There you go Dude!!!![:D][:D]

nunn

Dude, if you share quarters with a female, you need your own space. It can be the garage, or an outbuilding, or a room or closet in the house, but you must have your own space. A space that is exclusively yours, where no one else ventures. Put a lock on it if need be.

It is the only way I can know where my stuff is.

texaswildman

To easy scott, just go find the nearest s&m body building bull dyke who likes mexican food and doesn't really know what a buttplate is used for.....

mateomasfeo

Over insure.

Wild Okie

Motion activated/targeting 7.62mm miniguns with overlapping fields of fire in a 360 degree circle around your property.


Got to go with Zulu7 on this one.The only way MAN.

Locust Fork

I can see your dogs now.....

collars....

we don't need no stinking collars....


ha ha....

scottm21166

Now you can see my dogs.....


I don't mind her useing the computer...but I wish she wouldn't take the last coke