Religious Joke #2

RUGERGUNZ

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

restoreguy

Ruger..you should have quite while you were ahead....[:D]

surbat6

Old Emo Phillips joke, still funny. Thanks for posting!

spurgemastur

nice

scottm21166

salesman at a car dealer answers a sales call . hi im looking for an truck the caller says. well we have over 100 in inventory best in the sate says sales man.
yeah ut im looking for an f-250
got um. he replies.
but it needs to be diesel with an auto trans
got 20 of those
im looking for a crew cab.
got ten sitting here
it needs to be red
got 3
xlt with leather?
yup,2 of them
with the luxuy upgrade package?
we have the only one in the state
I only wanna pay 30k for it
we have this on sale for 27995 this week
ok thanks Ill think it over