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Bridge to Hawaii (joke)

11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,424
edited September 2008 in General Discussion
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the

sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because

you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one

wish."



The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride

over anytime I want."



The Lord said, "That request is materialistic, think of the enormous

challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach

the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!



It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it

is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little

more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."



The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I

wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how

she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent

treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's

wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy



"The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

Comments

  • Sig220_Ruger77Sig220_Ruger77 Member Posts: 12,717 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D] Nice!!

    Jon
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 27,192
    edited November -1
    Thats still funny even if its been around for a 100 years
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 36,483 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • skeens41skeens41 Member Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    another good one! and one i can relate too
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    So what happened to Rocks Gunstroker thread? It doesn't compete with GB as he isn't selling anything. Forums don't compete either. It was done on a whim, unlike Mauser Central where some pissed off guys created it. Can someone point out how it violated the rules?
  • 11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,424
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    So what happened to Rocks Gunstroker thread? It doesn't compete with GB as he isn't selling anything. Forums don't compete either. It was done on a whim, unlike Mauser Central where some pissed off guys created it. Can someone point out how it violated the rules?



    What in the world are you talking about[?][?][?][?][?][?][?][?]
  • RockatanskyRockatansky Member Posts: 11,175
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    So what happened to Rocks Gunstroker thread? It doesn't compete with GB as he isn't selling anything. Forums don't compete either. It was done on a whim, unlike Mauser Central where some pissed off guys created it. Can someone point out how it violated the rules?



    What in the world are you talking about[?][?][?][?][?][?][?][?]


    You missed all the fun. [}:)]
  • 11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,424
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    So what happened to Rocks Gunstroker thread? It doesn't compete with GB as he isn't selling anything. Forums don't compete either. It was done on a whim, unlike Mauser Central where some pissed off guys created it. Can someone point out how it violated the rules?



    What in the world are you talking about[?][?][?][?][?][?][?][?]


    You missed all the fun. [}:)]






    I was at work. Some of us need jobs to make it financially.
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