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Mad Wife Disease......
dheffley
Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?'
She replied.......'Your horse called.'
'What was that for?' he asked.
'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.
'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.
When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell was that for?'
She replied.......'Your horse called.'
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My wife calls all women hors...e. She hates other women and doesn't trust them. Every time I go to get my hair cut she gets mad and says "I see you went to see your hor...se"
So that's how they refer to it these days...?[;)]
"I can just see my name in flashing neon lights! Full page spread in the Yellow Pages!! 'Lil Joe's Steam 'N Cream!! With the motto:
You Dip, We'll Clip!