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Mom Sent Me This One...A Redhead Joke
nunn
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Mom is, or used to be, a redhead. Nunn
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken"
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken"
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
Comments
The NRA is on our side!
cbxjeffIt's too late for me, save yourself.
I also never mention her name aloud because someone told me that if you say a demon's name out loud it can find you.
Too old to live...too young to die...
Ever since 1979-1980 I no longer make redhead jokes.
I also never mention her name aloud because someone told me that if you say a demon's name out loud it can find you.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Don't invite them beyond your threshhold. Or wait, that's vampires.
Ever since 1979-1980 I no longer make redhead jokes.
I also never mention her name aloud because someone told me that if you say a demon's name out loud it can find you.
[:D][:D][:D][:D]
I think she's in Virginia.... Oh wait a sec'... that was my Ex- [:0]
A 5 yr. old thread has returned from the dead.
This is possibly a record breaker.
A 5 yr. old thread has returned from the dead.
lol, I didn't even realize it was that old. Just assumed it was new. Anyone else?
I've had an extreme weakness for them as long as I can remember.
They are all nuts, challenging, and truly incredible.
D.
quote:Originally posted by SaxonPig
Ever since 1979-1980 I no longer make redhead jokes.
I also never mention her name aloud because someone told me that if you say a demon's name out loud it can find you.
[:D][:D][:D][:D]
I think she's in Virginia.... Oh wait a sec'... that was my Ex- [:0]
Or mine! [B)]
Don't even think about names!!!
Allen
[:D]