Getting older is tuff

savage170

Being An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?"
The trainer replied...
"Use the ATM machine outside the gym!"

savage170

Morris asks his son, now aged 13, if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.

"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"

gjshaw

[:D]

glyn

[:D]

armilite

[:0][:0][:D]

select-fire

[:D][:D][:D]

Ditch-Runner

truth is funny sometimes
[:D][:D]

austin20

[:D][:D]

roswellnative

[:D]

wpage

Its a double edged sword... Yes a good ATM ticket helps the aged.[:o)]

reload999

funny yet sad, but also true [B)]

mackcrane

My Card was Too Old to Work![8D]

telohf

Just use the Hot/Crazy matrix. Its accurate and tells you all you need to know about women.

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