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fascinate

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,446 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2011 in General Discussion
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "'fascinate.'"

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate.'" Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for is bad language.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.

Billy said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."

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  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,446 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
    "fascinate" in a sentence.

    Molly said, "My family went to my Granddad's farm, and we saw all his
    pet sheep. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
    "fascinate".

    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
    was fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
    "fascinate".

    Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little
    Johnny was noted for his bad language.

    She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
    "fascinate", so she called on him.

    Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
    boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight."
  • savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,446 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."

    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate.'"

    Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for is bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.

    Billy said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8."
  • txjackasstxjackass Member Posts: 191 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,543 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,829 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • FWAdditFWAddit Member Posts: 918 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Best thing about that punch line is, it works whichever way you spell /FASS-uhn-ayt/.
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