Halloween Humor

BarzilliaBarzillia Member Posts: 21,923 ✭✭✭
edited November 2018 in General Discussion
Three vampires walk into a bar and take seats at the counter.

The bartender asks, "What'll you boys have ?"

First vampire says, "I'll have a glass of blood, please".

Bartender looks over at the next one and says, "And for you ?"

The second vampire also says, "A glass of blood, please."

Looking over at the third vampire, the bartender asks, "And will it be the same for you ?"

"No", said the third vampire, " I would like a glass of plasma, please."

"So let me get this straight", said the bartender, "that'll be two bloods and one blood light ?"

"Anger has two children -.hope, and courage." Augustine, Bishop of Hippo

"Und es wird nicht hineingehen irgend ein Gemeines und das da Greuel tut und Luge,
sondern die geschrieben sind in dem Lebensbuch des Lammes."


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