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Dating vs. Marriage...
retroxler58
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The following was taken from "The Joke Site".
Dating vs. Marriage
When you're dating..... Passing gas is never an issue.
But, when you're married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you're dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
But, when you're married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you're dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
But, when you're married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you're dating..... You're turned on at the sight of him barely naked.
But, when you're married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you're dating..... He hugs you, whenever he walks by you for no reason.
But, when you're married ....He grabs body parts any chance he gets.
When you're dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
But, when you're married ....You wonder who will die first.
When you're dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
But, when you're married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you're dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
But, when you're married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you're dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
But, when you're married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you're dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
But, when you're married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you're dating..... He calls you by name.
But, when you're married ....He calls out "Hey you" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
Dating vs. Marriage
When you're dating..... Passing gas is never an issue.
But, when you're married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you're dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
But, when you're married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you're dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
But, when you're married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you're dating..... You're turned on at the sight of him barely naked.
But, when you're married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you're dating..... He hugs you, whenever he walks by you for no reason.
But, when you're married ....He grabs body parts any chance he gets.
When you're dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
But, when you're married ....You wonder who will die first.
When you're dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
But, when you're married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you're dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
But, when you're married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you're dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
But, when you're married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you're dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
But, when you're married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you're dating..... He calls you by name.
But, when you're married ....He calls out "Hey you" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
Comments
yawn
Gotta do something when your up late at night...
Yawn is a good way to say it...
quote:Originally posted by Todesengel
yawn
Gotta do something when your up late at night...
Yawn is a good way to say it...j
yeah sorry, that was rude. I just didnt find it funny. I should have just refrained from posting [V]
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