The fight started

Laredo Lefty

> How The Fight Started
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> One year, a husband decided to buy his
> mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.. The next
> year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why,
> he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift
> I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.
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> I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to
> go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her
> face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I
> haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I
> suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's
> when the fight started....
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> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be
> A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and
> said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she
> answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
> 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a
> friend.' And that's when the fight started....
>
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> I tried to talk my wife into buying a case
> of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar o
> cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her
> look better at night than the cold cream. And that's
> when the fight started......
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> I took my wife to a restaurant. The
> waiter, for some reason, took my order first.. 'I'll
> have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said,
> 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?
> 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's when the fight started.
>
> *************
> My wife sat down on the couch next to me
> as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's
> on TV?' I said, 'Dust.'.... And then the fight started.
>
>
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> My wife was hinting about what she wanted
> for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want
> something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3
> seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started.
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> My wife and I were sitting at a table at
> her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken
> man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I
> asked her , 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she
> sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend. I understand he
> took to drinking right after we split up those many years
> ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My
> God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?' And then the fight started...

austin20

[:D][:D][:D]

46270

damn guys, you need to be more careful
my side is going to be hurtin for days[:D][:D][:D][:p][:p]
I need to print them for my dad.

givette

Bad fight

Got my G/F all worked up one night while parked. She said:

"OOOOH Darling! OOOOOH!!! Please, PLEASE kiss me where it smells!!!"


..so I drove her to New Jersey

charlie15

Dem's some good one's!! [:D][:D][:D][:D]

oldgunman

[:D][:D][:D]

Horse Plains Drifter

Good![:D][:D]

jeffie076

[:p][:D][B)][}:)]

select-fire

[:D][:D]

dav1965

[:D][:D]

Irish 8802

Must be a regional thing ,(kiss me where it smells) I would have driven to sugar creek, Mo.

armilite

[:D][:D][:D][:0]

GONESHOOTING

> My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be
> A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and
> said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she
> answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
> She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
> 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a
> friend.' And that's when the fight started....
lol[:D]