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Kardashian getting a Divorce

River RatRiver Rat Member Posts: 9,022 ✭
edited November 2011 in General Discussion
...after a grueling 72-days of marriage. I wonder if I can get my toaster back?
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    austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,979 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If they give you the toaster back then I want my crock pot back too.[:D]
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,309 ******
    edited November -1
    this is most dire! Wait, Kardashian who?
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    awindsawinds Member Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm searching for a reason to care...............
    nope, can't find one.
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    gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,679 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    128895898294943307.jpg
    [;)][^]
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
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    Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gesshots
    128895898294943307.jpg
    [;)][^]

    +1000
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
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    1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    if you do care just watch her sex tape, i think she mistook it as an audition for a walking dead movie
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    moonshinemoonshine Member Posts: 8,471
    edited November -1
    quote:if you do care just watch her sex tape, i think she mistook it as an audition for a walking dead movie


    Si Si

    what a HO
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    NOSLEEPNOSLEEP Member Posts: 4,526
    edited November -1
    This topic needs a quarter pounder...

    qrpounderwcheese.jpg
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    Spider7115Spider7115 Member, Moderator Posts: 29,714 ******
    edited November -1
    Thank God they only spent $15,000,000.00 on a cheapie wedding or it may have been a major waste of money.
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    yoshmysteryoshmyster Member Posts: 21,081 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It's all a scam for the rematch or hype up a new tv spin off show [:D].
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    gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,679 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by NOSLEEP
    This topic needs a quarter pounder...

    qrpounderwcheese.jpg

    That's looks tasty!
    Being from Canada, don't you mean a Royale with Cheese ? [;)][:D]
    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,309 ******
    edited November -1
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    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,309 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    22.gif


    I don't believe it was broken, but ok.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,815 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    Thank God they only spent $15,000,000.00 on a cheapie wedding or it may have been a major waste of money.


    Yeah but they supposedly have made over $18,000,000 from it. My wife informs me that the whole wedding was a publicity cham to keep the Kardashian show going and boost ratings. Other NBA players were apparently approached before this one agreed to do the deed.
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,309 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    22.gif

    Fixed it for ya
    I don't believe it was broken, but ok.

    Look at your post above. No pic.
    Funny, I see one.[:I]
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    trc313trc313 Member Posts: 3,475
    edited November -1
    definitely not a Hilton......
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    Spider7115Spider7115 Member, Moderator Posts: 29,714 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    22.gif

    I meant this one.
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    Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,309 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Spider7115
    quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
    22.gif

    I meant this one.
    me too.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
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    nemesisenforcernemesisenforcer Member Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Everyone just calm down. She's going to be OK. She needs a little time off, a vacation, to be out of the spotlight, and sympathetic set of hyper muscular arms to hold her in this time of need.

    Which is why she called me and we're jetting off to an undisclosed location for some private time.
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    NOSLEEPNOSLEEP Member Posts: 4,526
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gesshots
    quote:Originally posted by NOSLEEP
    This topic needs a quarter pounder...

    qrpounderwcheese.jpg

    That's looks tasty!
    Being from Canada, don't you mean a Royale with Cheese ? [;)][:D]


    Hell No... I have about the same amount of French in me as bacon has beef in it. [:D]
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    mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Have you seen Bruce Jenner?

    I almost feel sorry for the guy...
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    Alan RushingAlan Rushing Member Posts: 9,002 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by BTDT
    As a general rule, I don't believe in slapping sense into women.

    But, like everything in life, there are exceptions.
    You could slap her any way you wanted to all week long come Sunday and never find any sense there at all, not before and not after! [:0] [:(] [V]

    Let me clarify that comment some. You would find lots of cents, scents, dents, dollar signs and dollar amounts ... but no sense. no none at all. [:(]

    Some honey for money ... and nothing more.
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    searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    Of all the things I care about, this is pretty damn near, if not, the bottom of the list.
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    KSUmarksmanKSUmarksman Member Posts: 10,705 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    what are those damn Cardassians up to again?

    time to reform the Galaxy wings?
    get me Picard and Riker on subspace and get my own ship ready to move out ASAP!
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    chollagardenschollagardens Member Posts: 4,614 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I never knew she existed until recently. Are they doing butt implants or are those cheeks of her's real?
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    garanchgaranch Member Posts: 3,681 ✭
    edited November -1
    What is really amazing is that this thread has more reads and replies than most others on the page.

    Shows what most people on here are interested in. Huh?
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    11BravoCrunchie11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭
    edited November -1
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    KSUmarksmanKSUmarksman Member Posts: 10,705 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by garanch
    What is really amazing is that this thread has more reads and replies than most others on the page.

    Shows what most people on here are interested in. Huh?




    I'm only here for Star Trek related wordplay [:D]
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    TooBigTooBig Member Posts: 28,560 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    just another rich rent a ho[V][xx(][:(]
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    spasmcreekspasmcreek Member Posts: 37,724 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    heard the govt was going to use her hips to shore up the Washington monument after the quake
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    riflemikeriflemike Member Posts: 10,599 ✭
    edited November -1
    cant believe ya'll even opened the link to a story that had Kardashian getting a Divorce
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    Waco WaltzWaco Waltz Member Posts: 10,828 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    She had a big butt anyway. Little too big.
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    bearman49709bearman49709 Member Posts: 503 ✭
    edited November -1
    WTH is a car-dash-si-on, and why would I give a ----?
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    Waco WaltzWaco Waltz Member Posts: 10,828 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Why even ask the question if you don't give a .....???

    quote:Originally posted by bearman49709
    WTH is a car-dash-si-on, and why would I give a ----?
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    nemesisenforcernemesisenforcer Member Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Have you seen Bruce Jenner?

    I almost feel sorry for the guy...






    musta been all the Wheaties.
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    searcher5searcher5 Member Posts: 13,511
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by riflemike
    cant believe ya'll even opened the link to a story that had Kardashian getting a Divorce


    Uuuummmmmm.....and you didn't?[:D]
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    Horney toadHorney toad Member Posts: 1,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Kardashians = High priced whores. [;)]
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    woodhogwoodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is this what they mean when they speak of 'Slumdog millionaires'?
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    footlongfootlong Member Posts: 8,009
    edited November -1
    Looking at her past guys,--Perhaps she prefers 'dark' KFC to 'light' [?]
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    cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,433 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My heart goes out to the both of them ... sure!
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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