Time for a laugh

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edited March 2011 in General Discussion

The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University
of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those women from Kentucky


A group of Kentucky friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked!

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,"
the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured nobody's gonna steal


Regarding the year 2000, a senior at University of Kentucky was overheard
saying "when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Kentucky." When
asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the
rest of the civilized world.


The young Kentuckian came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Elmer, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Elmer replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young Kentuckian answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license


NEWS FLASH! - Henderson, KY!! Kentucky's worst air disaster occurred when a
small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two local Kentucky college
students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in Henderson. Henderson
search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the
number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.


A Kentucky State Trooper pulled over a pickup on the Pennyrile. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?

PJ---> *'ER'DUN

If nobody seen you do it, how could you have done it. NRA Endowment Member, AF&AM, Shriner Life Member, A.B.A.T.E. of Illinois "Chicago Chapter" Founding Member & Board Member


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