It has been said................

MaxOHMS

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think
that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself
castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

catgunguy

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mango tango

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ChrisInTempe

Well now that depends ... is the neighbor's wife pretty? Do any of their kids bear a peculiar resemblance to you? Upon hearing the topic of "Paternity test" come up in conversation, does the little brain down yonder call up to the big brain upstairs saying "Get us the heck outta' here!"?