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Depressed

penguinpenguin Member Posts: 596
edited September 2016 in General Discussion
Depressed...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your * and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your *, and light up a Camel, this
is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your *, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc ....


I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan ..I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed

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