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Prostate Exam
Quick&Dead
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Be careful out there. . .
After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear.
She said, "Who Was That Guy?"
:shock:
After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear.
She said, "Who Was That Guy?"
:shock:
The government has no rights. Only the people have rights which empowers the government.
We have enough gun laws, what we need is IDIOT control.
Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.
I thought getting old would take longer. :shock:
We have enough gun laws, what we need is IDIOT control.
Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.
I thought getting old would take longer. :shock:
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(And) He replied "over there, by mine." I became worried. :shock: :?
Mike
I replied, "You can put you whole damned arm up in there if it will keep me from suffering and dying from prostate cancer like my Dad!"
True story!!!
I had to have one done ( I do not even remember what my problem was at the time , my family Doc told Me , I should have it done )
so the dreaded day arrives
1st thew nurse walks in ask have you ever been to a exam like this .. me well No ,, she started laughing :shock: said well take off your clothes and cover up with this sheet get on the bed the Doc will be in
the doc comes in some small talk about the exam and comments well Dave, I am going to stick my finger up your * hole and you will not like it just relax .. ya sure doc .. which I replied well doc I sure hope I do not like it we were both right I did not like it at all I felt so violated , :oops: :oops:
Makes prostate exams almost bearable.
?Huh. I?m not?
Dr: ?wasn?t talking about you!?
That?s it. I ain?t never getting another one.
Now that?s a funny one!
Friend of mine switched to a women doctor because they have shorter fingers. I asked him if he had seen her yet. He said no and I said , they don't trim their fingernails you know.
Wife made the appt with her Dr.
I had not been to a Doctor in 10-12 years!
True Story:
She snaps on the rubber gloves and lubes me up, enters, and says "Wow, that's impressive!" I said, "I know, right? My Grandma always said I had a behind like a girl!" She says, I wasn't talking about that, You have the Prostate of a 21 year old.......She takes the gloves off and I reached for a pair. She looked at me a little funny and I said, "MY TURN!"
Then, she sat on a stool and told me she would check me for a hernia. I stood in front of her holding down my gown and said, "I take no responsibilities for his behavior down there", let go of the gown and stepped forward!
She asked me, "do you sit around at night or out in your thinking of this stuff?" I said, Nope! It's the only way I can possibly get through an appt like this!
She also told me I should focus a little more on a plant based diet. I said, make up your mind, you just told me to cut down on my alcohol consumption. Bourbon, Vodka, and beer IS Plant Based!
I don't think I'm her favorite patient........
I had some foot surgery at the VA about three weeks ago. At the follow-up appointment, he talked about removing the pin he had left in one of my toes (on purpose ). He said it would not hurt to pull it out.
I told him, if it did I would beat him with a stick. We agreed to my terms.
My appointment is tomorrow. I spent yesterday morning in my woodworking shop turning him a ball-point ink pen from Bloodwood.
How am I supposed to beat him with a stick, if I don't bring a stick?
Yeah, I am pretty sure he will remember me.
It looks like these. I turned them for the Doctor and Nurses that took care of me in ICU.
PM me with a price if you're interested,and we can put something together!
Ed
He told Me ?Relax I?m only going to open the windows?
I sent you a PM, but I have not heard from you - and my message does not appear in my outbox. Perhaps you can try and PM me?
stl
Let me know if you dont get it.
Ed
Nope. I think the PM system here must be broke. :roll:
Try this (using conventional email format).
6270productions at gmail dot com
Email sent!
Ed
Check your email.
stl
At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today while the rest of us are posting jokes on the internet.
? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.