That’s funny...in a disturbing way.
🙂If it was a beauty contest, Rosie O probably would get 3rd place.
Probably classier than answering the door with a turkey neck...ah never mind. Though I did do that to my wife’s aunt who was quite the joker.
Might have to try that
I did this a couple of years ago just to see if it worked, and it does.
Sports Illustrated is wanting this for next years calendar! The models work cheap and there is a wishbone bonus for the photographer! 😁
Or...you can tell them this story...
Once my sister invited a Roman Catholic priest to our house for Thanksgiving when I was just a little kid. Turkey came out of the oven and everyone was standing there admiring the beauty of the roasted beast. So yours truly blurted out, quite loudly, "Can I be the one to cut off the Pope's nose this year, can I, huh can I, pleeeeez???"
<Awkward silence> Me: What???? What'd I say???
That went over about as well a lead balloon in a helium factory. DOH!!😖