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A Little Whippin’ and Spurrin’ ,,,,,

forgemonkeyforgemonkey Member Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭
edited December 2023 in General Discussion

Merry Christmas ,,,,,, from western Colorado!!


  • danielgagedanielgage Member Posts: 10,472 ✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2023

    right back at you from Northeast Arkansas

  • NeoBlackdogNeoBlackdog Member Posts: 16,463 ✭✭✭✭

    And from NW Montana!

    I love those Cowboy Santa Clause paintings!

  • bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,236 ✭✭✭✭

    Merry Christmas from Florida.

    "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"
  • austin20austin20 Member Posts: 34,683 ✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2023

    Great pictures!

  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,376 ✭✭✭✭

    I hate you bullshot. 😉

    It's too late for me, save yourself.
  • AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,027 ✭✭✭✭

    I rode a very good horse that unless you thoroughly warmed him up, would come out of the gate like the pic of Santa.

    Which made it kinda hard when your trying to win money at state fairs in calf roping.

    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
  • Wild TurkeyWild Turkey Member Posts: 2,426 ✭✭✭✭

    Twas The Night Before Christmas (Texas Style)


     'Twas the night before Christmas, in Texas, you know.  

     Way out on the prairie, without any snow.  

     Asleep in their cabin, were Buddy and Sue,  

     A dreamin' of Christmas, like me and you.  


     Not stockings, but boots, at the foot of their bed,  

     For this was Texas, what more need be said,  

     When all of a sudden, from out of the still night,  

     There came such a ruckus, it gave me a fright.  


     And I saw 'cross the prairie, like a shot from a gun,  

     A loaded up buckboard, come on at a run,  

     The driver was "Geein" and "Hawin", with a will,  

     The horses (not reindeer) he drove with such skill.  


     "Come on there Buck, Poncho, & Prince, to the right,  

     There'll be plenty of travelin' for you all tonight."  

     The driver in Levi's and a shirt that was red,  

     Had a ten-gallon Stetson on top of his head.  


     As he stepped from the buckboard, he was really a sight,  

     With his beard and moustache, so curly and white.  

     As he burst in the cabin, the children awoke,  

     And were so astonished, that neither one spoke.  


     And he filled up their boots with such presents galore,  

     That neither could think of a single thing more.  

     When Buddy recovered the use of his jaws,  

     He asked in a whisper, "Are you really Santa Claus?"  


     "Am I the real Santa? Well, what do you think?"  

     And he smiled as he gave a mysterious wink.  

     Then he leaped in his buckboard, and called back in his drawl,  

     "To all the children in Texas, Merry Christmas, You-all"  

    --And that is the way it really is!!!

    Christmas Humor (

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