Gonna be homeless in November.
Just got told the condo will be tented and I have to get out for three days some time in November. I have to move out all my valuables so as not to tempt the "fumigators" from coming back on their day off to steal from me. I have to hide the boxes of "documentaries" on human reproductive studies. I wonder if I put a fish tank on top of the safe, will make them think it's a fish tank "stand"?
I told a co-worker how these "exterminator companies" were a source for B&E and she thought I was crazy. Sure they themselves might not do the B&E but they could be "spotters" since they can take cell phone pics of the goodies and will have a key they could copy for them. I reckon I'll have to get my locks changed. More money.
I know that "factory sealed" foods can stay in the home. So I have to pack my van full of spices and other not so well sealed eats (like rice and sugar). That reminds me I have to eat up the goodies in the freezer. What a mess.
I'll have to put a plastic cover sealing off the fish tanks. I wonder if the fumes will leave residue?
Maybe I'll camp out in the parking lot in the van and poop in a bucket for three days and hit up the "sweet spots" like whore's bath? I'd hate to check in to a motel and bring home bed bugs.
I better start collecting boxes.