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12 days of Christmas, Gunbroker style
Kevin_L
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I finally found it! This is one that I posted a couple of years ago as "Lock Stock & Darryl". I hope you enjoy reading it again.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
twelve packs of bacon
eleven Donalds Trumping
ten ammo boxes
nine hammers banning
eight shots of whiskey
seven * a- *ing
six guns a blazin'
five stars for meeeeeeeeee......
four Glock 19's
three shotguns
two 45s
And...
a country that's Democrat free............
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Merry Christmas, you gun totin' savages! 😁
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
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Merry Christmas Kevin!!
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
Worls class to all, and to all clam down,,,,,,
Merry Christmas to everyone, lurkers and all
Maybe you should have had only seven shots of whiskey...
Or two fingers...
In the bottom of a wash tub.
Those are good lines right there! Any chance you could sing that and make a recording fer us?
Careful what you wish for, HPD! You might get recruited into Kevin's Christmas Choir.
Me in a Choir?? I'm pretty sure there's a law against that.
There should be more Glock 19s.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Such a recording would deserve more than 9 hammers banning!
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
Is it a law of physics?
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain