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Tips on how to keep your woman happy..
mond
Member Posts: 6,458
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only
needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45 give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget :
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Get kit off
2. Bring beer
[:D][:p][}:)]
needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45 give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget :
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Get kit off
2. Bring beer
[:D][:p][}:)]
Comments
i find being hung like a mule works best
Retention is all about the "TONGUE"!
If not done often the world will come to and end as you know it.
Unhappy wife Unhappy life.[:D]
I forgot a birthday once. That's something you only do ONCE.
And you're still alive to tell us about it??? Impressive.
Big crank + long tongue = HAPPY WIFE...
Jeff
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only
needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45 give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget :
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Get kit off
2. Bring coke, be naked
[:D][:p][}:)]
I missed on a few...but I can lick my eyebrows...does that help?
I forgot a birthday once. That's something you only do ONCE.
[:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] Why is it that men can't remember Birthdays and Annversaries,
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
I forgot a birthday once. That's something you only do ONCE.
[:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] Why is it that men can't remember Birthdays and Annversaries,
too much RAM taken up with knowledge of cars, guns, and military history I guess [;)]
Younger guys like me have things like facebook to remind us of important birthdays, the guy that programmed facebook is a God [:D]
[:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] Why is it that men can't remember Birthdays and Annversaries,
I might forget my own birthday sometimes, but believe me, I'll never forget hers again. Why are birthdays and anniversaries so important to women? And why can't a woman ever admit she is angry. When my wife says something like "I'm not mad ... What makes you think I'm mad?" I know it's time to find something to do out back.
quote:Tips on how to keep your woman happy..
i find being hung like a mule works best
So you send her to stripper clubs then?
I forgot a birthday once. That's something you only do ONCE.
you are a lucky guy James..i forgot mine & it cost me a family..(no joke!)[}:)]
quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing
[:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] Why is it that men can't remember Birthdays and Annversaries,
I might forget my own birthday sometimes, but believe me, I'll never forget hers again. Why are birthdays and anniversaries so important to women? And why can't a woman ever admit she is angry. When my wife says something like "I'm not mad ... What makes you think I'm mad?" I know it's time to find something to do out back.
for those who need a good smile once in a while!
... I'm glad don't have to worry about that stuff anymore.
I developed 'animal magnetism' and can always live with
the dog when things don't work out.[:D]
quote:Originally posted by Cutiegirlracing
[:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] Why is it that men can't remember Birthdays and Annversaries,
I might forget my own birthday sometimes, but believe me, I'll never forget hers again. Why are birthdays and anniversaries so important to women? And why can't a woman ever admit she is angry. When my wife says something like "I'm not mad ... What makes you think I'm mad?" I know it's time to find something to do out back.
There important, because they hold meaning. If we we're married why wouldn't you remember the greatest day we've had together? Or why would you remember the day the woman you love was born? Plus it's just annoying the men can't do something so simple as remembering a birthday.
When a woman says she not mad she's not only mad she's mad and hurt or mad and pi77ed and plans on getting you back which is worsts for you. So if she tells you she's mad your in luck because is only mad. If she's mad and pi77ed she's going to get even and a woman will take her time so you never know when it's coming. And if she stays mad and pi77ed off long enough, she going to be mad and pi77 with half your stuff.
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
I forgot a birthday once. That's something you only do ONCE.
you are a lucky guy James..i forgot mine & it cost me a family..(no joke!)[}:)]
now i think i didnt forget..i went deaf ,daft & monged ! she had that effect..[:D]
i purchased a clock our first anniversary, i also had our name, and the date engraved on it, every year i purchase another, and have it engraved as well, and it is very easy to remember this way, to this day she does not know
quote:So you send her to stripper clubs then?
yep everyday i get dressed
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
I forgot a birthday once. That's something you only do ONCE.
[:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] Why is it that men can't remember Birthdays and Annversaries,
I remember birthdays and anniversaries just fine. Does that mean I'm not a man? Hold on...let me check. Yup, I do appear to be a man.
Good listening skills - including an appreciable and undiverted attention span - is very often what most women seek out and value in a partner.
Read John Gray's book if you haven't already done so. I did so post-divorce years back and it gave me a valuable insight into what I was doing wrong as well as what I needed to do to create and enjoy better relationships with women. Worked for me.