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Airline Dog
ATF
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A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to take off when
another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside
him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for
the airline.
The airline rep said,"Don't mind Sniffer;he is a sniffingdog, the best
there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the
first man,"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps
down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds.
It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the first man and
says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on
arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and
places two paws on the man "Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and
places two paws on the handlers arm. The airline rep says, "That man is
carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer
goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He
then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on ?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb"! [:D] [:D] [:D]
![When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing? "And remember a wet dog doesn't fly at night" "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be." ATF,Eagle Guns](When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing? "And remember a wet dog doesn't fly at night" "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be." ATF,Eagle Guns)
another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside
him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking
quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for
the airline.
The airline rep said,"Don't mind Sniffer;he is a sniffingdog, the best
there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the
first man,"Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps
down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds.
It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
He says "Good boy." The airline rep turns to the first man and
says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on
arrival."
"Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and
places two paws on the man "Fantastic!" replies the first man.
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and
places two paws on the handlers arm. The airline rep says, "That man is
carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer
goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He
then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a
supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on ?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb"! [:D] [:D] [:D]
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