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Special bulletin

alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
edited June 2007 in General Discussion
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon:

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday

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    alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Special Bulletin from the Pentagon:

    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale
    Earnhardt.

    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

    confused....but learning
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    jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 25,648 ******
    edited November -1
    Hel, Yea! Where do I sign up?!
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    sig232sig232 Member Posts: 8,018
    edited November -1
    I think they would be better served to hang out at our southern border!
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    SuburbanNoizeSuburbanNoize Member Posts: 10,142
    edited November -1
    Terrorists hate nascar! They want to abolish it! Damn terrorists tryna take away my right to drive fast in a circle!
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    jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 25,648 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by sig232
    I think they would be better served to hang out at our southern border!

    Do you mean the North Carolina State Line?
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    fastcarsgofastfastcarsgofast Member Posts: 7,179
    edited November -1
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    zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    soldiers.jpg

    HERE'S 'ANUTTER ONE!'
    [:D]
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    tobefreetobefree Member Posts: 7,401
    edited November -1
    Might as well kill them all so we don't get a bunch of complaints bout the after masacreeeeeeeeeee Hog Roast!!!
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