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COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
Just down the road a 18 yr old punk entered a small insurance
office and demanded money. Pointing his gun at the owner when
a customer walked in , turning the gun to them. Meanwhile the
owner pulls his out of the desk drawer. The gunman turns back
to the owner and looks down his barrel........He demands the owner
to put down his gun or he will shoot........Naturally the owner
(a coonass) fearing for his live fires two rounds . The gunman
retreats to the restroom and jumps out the window.......Well
he missed but got the point across.......they caught him today
hiding in the woods not far from the business........

One more for the good guy with a gun..............

coonass

We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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    pikeal1pikeal1 Member Posts: 2,707
    edited November -1
    sure is a shame he missed. that guy will be back on the streets in no time...and a nics check aint gonna keep him from getting another gun.

    Atleast that insurance company wont have to worry about this guy holding them up anymore...i dont think he'd be that stupid.
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    RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    HE MISSED ?

    Obviously he wasn't using a Ruger.

    Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
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    cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,427 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    OK, I give up. Maybe I missed the explaination earlier, but just what the He** is a coonass? I don't think we have them up here in IN.

    cbxjeffIt's too late for me, save yourself.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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    COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    cbx..........you don't have *'s in IN.. HUH...........

    We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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    IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Coonass, how about you enlighten us poor ignorant Yankees? I've never been able to figure out the name, either, and I'm sure there's a good story behind it.
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    robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    If I had to take it out of context, I'd say a coonass is someone that cant shoot worth a crap, either that or someone thats so scared when confronted with a tough situation that he misses what he's shooting at. HE,HE,HE,HE, now picture me laughing like Major Paine. Sorry COONASS, I had to.....

    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
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    COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well its a mighty long story , but I'll shorten it up......
    A Cajun is someone born and raised and lives in south louisiana......
    Like yall Yankee's born up north.........
    A coonass can be someone born here but raised many years
    somewhere else then returns back to their roots to live or
    a person even a yankee born up north but raised and lives down
    here......The funny thing is I'm a cajun all the way........
    By the way a cajun's parents have to be from here also......

    cajun and coonass
    Aggies
    Yankees
    northerners
    southerners
    rednecks
    etc
    etc


    Ryan......I'm hurt with those harsh words........I'm e-mailing
    your CO..........Your on night gate duty for the next two mths....



    We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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    IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gotcha, coonass, and thanks. Sorta like what we'd call a flatlander up here. Don't matter that they've lived here since they were three months old, they (& their parents) are from 'away.'

    Iconoclast the native son.
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    cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,427 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well hell yes we have * up here. It's the "*" part that I didn't understand!

    cbxjeffIt's too late for me, save yourself.
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
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    leeblackmanleeblackman Member Posts: 5,303 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    A coonass, must explain why he missed...

    If I'm wrong please correct me, I won't be offended.

    The sound of a 12 gauge pump clears a house fatser than Rosie O eats a Big Mac !
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    COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Lee ya know my granddad always said "There's not a horse
    that can't be rode, or a man that can't be thrown"

    but for you and ryan I can shoot with the best of them......
    Don't go and put me in a class of some bad experiences you
    may have had with them southerners........LOL

    Let's keep em in the 10 ring
    coonass

    We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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    dads-freeholddads-freehold Member Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    greetings, coonass you forgot the mostest important part, you gotta have french ansestory. my aunt tommy is caugin. respt submitted dads-freehold

    rodney colson
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    COONASSCOONASS Member Posts: 2,068 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yes Rodney your correct............Thats what I meant about
    parents being from here...........Ya know it was the short
    version................

    We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
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