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Once upon a time joke
savage170
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a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout.
running bear," he said, "you must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here."
Running bear layed down and put his ear to the ground...
"Large Heap - war party," he says, "maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black horses, two on white stallions. All have warpaint...many many guns. Medicine man also with them."
"Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all of that just by listening to the ground???"
"No, General," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate..."
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout.
running bear," he said, "you must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here."
Running bear layed down and put his ear to the ground...
"Large Heap - war party," he says, "maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black horses, two on white stallions. All have warpaint...many many guns. Medicine man also with them."
"Good grief!" exclaims the General, "you can tell all of that just by listening to the ground???"
"No, General," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate..."
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