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Learned a valuable lesson tonight.......
Forkliftking
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Dont fart while wearing a bath robe. [:D]
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I do it all the time. What's the problem?
The smell funnels upwards.[:D]
I do it all the time. What's the problem?
Wear a bathrobe or fart? Don
Also don't fart while wearing a dance skin
Just what lesson did you learn?
Worst of all? Sleeping bag. [xx(]
+1000
Seems every time I go camping and I'm going to bed, I get the nastiest farts ever.
real men dont wear bath robes
David Nunn, you're ALMOST always right! Kind of like the ascot, the robe can pansify the manliest of men.[:)]
so which is you gentlemens favorite aisle in wlmart to grace with wind
Usually men's footware or the sporting goods depts, occassionally at video games/movies sections. Then quickly, quietly move on elsewhere to watch the show.
so which is you gentlemens favorite aisle in wlmart to grace with wind
Long as there is people and I can be silent who cares cause the reaction on peoples faces is a thousands words
so which is you gentlemens favorite aisle in wlmart to grace with wind
Waiting in the checkout line. I'm an dude, and I know it.
Video Game isle, then all the kids will start blaming each other
If you farted wearing a wet suit you'd blow your flippers off.[8D]
[:D][:D]
No worry here. My farts don't smell. [^]
Suggest you have a doctor check out your sense of smell before bragging.
George Carlin: Farts are funny. Farts as funny as hell. SHxT without the mess.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Wear it backwards and leave it open. Like a hospital gown![:D][:D]
That there is funny.[:D][:D][:D][:D]
No worry here. My farts don't smell. [^]You must've never eaten ham and scrambled egg C-rats in rainy weather. [xx(]
Their end product crawls right up a poncho and across your face.