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Mary Kay is Available Again

p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
edited May 2017 in General Discussion

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  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    I bet Mary Kay could still give you a pretty good rodeo ride.





    only if your 12 years old, she is very sick
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by 1911a1-fan



    only if your 12 years old, she is very sick


    [8D]
    So was Van Gogh but he could still paint good.
  • Rack OpsRack Ops Member Posts: 18,593 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lol.....lasted twice as long as my marriage.
  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 32,967 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She is a very sick person.
    Remember, she had a husband and 3 small children when she began banging her 13 year old Samoan student.
    Her husband dumped he like a hot potato, and he moved to Alaska.
    I bet he is glad he got rid of this nutcake.
  • CaptFunCaptFun Member, Moderator Posts: 16,637 ******
    edited November -1
    Story says he is trying to get licensed to sell weed and that being married to her would be a negative score on his record....

    as if...
  • oldrideroldrider Member Posts: 4,934 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Damn, I thought you were talking about the makeup where the ladies have the pink cars.
  • pwilliepwillie Member Posts: 20,230 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by oldrider
    Damn, I thought you were talking about the makeup where the ladies have the pink cars.
    Me too...[:(]
  • bigoutsidebigoutside Member Posts: 19,443
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by oldrider
    Damn, I thought you were talking about the makeup where the ladies have the pink cars.


    Me too!!
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 48,551 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by oldrider
    Damn, I thought you were talking about the makeup where the ladies have the pink cars.



    Yeah, P3 wants one of those pink cars.[}:)]
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by oldrider
    Damn, I thought you were talking about the makeup where the ladies have the pink cars.



    Yeah, P3 wants one of those pink cars.[}:)]


    Methinks a lot of you old guys have forgotten (if you ever had the experience [:p]) of riding in something pink. Sometimes she drives, sometimes I drive, but we both burn rubber 'til the finish line.
    I could tell you some stories about putting my junk in her trunk, but that's for later. [}:)]
  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 27,192
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by oldrider
    Damn, I thought you were talking about the makeup where the ladies have the pink cars.



    Yeah, P3 wants one of those pink cars.[}:)]


    Methinks a lot of you old guys have forgotten (if you ever had the experience [:p]) of riding in something pink. Sometimes she drives, sometimes I drive, but we both burn rubber 'til the finish line.
    I could tell you some stories about putting my junk in her trunk, but that's for later. [}:)]


    Yep you're right, I'd have no idea about that, I only date clean women
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 25,750
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by remingtonoaks
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    quote:Originally posted by oldrider
    Damn, I thought you were talking about the makeup where the ladies have the pink cars.



    Yeah, P3 wants one of those pink cars.[}:)]


    Methinks a lot of you old guys have forgotten (if you ever had the experience [:p]) of riding in something pink. Sometimes she drives, sometimes I drive, but we both burn rubber 'til the finish line.
    I could tell you some stories about putting my junk in her trunk, but that's for later. [}:)]


    Yep you're right, I'd have no idea about that, I only date clean women


    Man, you guys can F up a *. This was supposed to be a fun thread making jokes about Mary Kay, but the inept and people with sticks up their * manage to ruin it.
    Lots of people strike me as someone who doesn't get their hands dirty and in staying so clean miss out on some profound experience.

    I was shocked being the only person here that's ever hand lapped a barrel. That's a very old and elementary procedure any competent hobby gunsmith could do.

    What the hell is wrong with people? I saw where one guy asked what WOPS meant? Hello? Computer. Search function. Urban Dictionary? This isn't even a rant as much as a WTH(?) moment. I'm used to the ankle biters but I can't get used to an engine not hitting on all cylinders. If you fellows don't use your minds regularly, you're sure to lose them. [;)]
  • gunnut505gunnut505 Member Posts: 10,290
    edited November -1
    I can only add that the kid is from Palau, Micronesia; not Samoa.
    They both carry black hair and get stocky fast. Favorite food is Spam.
    There's a lagoon with Stonefish & Morays everywhere, but it yields Black Pearls.
  • droptopdroptop Member Posts: 8,925
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    Story says he is trying to get licensed to sell weed and that being married to her would be a negative score on his record....

    as if...They are still in love
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member Posts: 59,487 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Apparently this LeTourneau gal isn't at all associated with the cosmetics company. Like, she-doesn't-even-use-cosmetics not associated.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • EVILDR235EVILDR235 Member Posts: 4,847
    edited November -1
    I thought this was gonna be about one of the Olsen twins.Ahhhh rats.

    XXXXXX
  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 14,693 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My guess Michael, is that she has been available for many years. :)
    It's too late for me, save yourself.
  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 48,551 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:I could tell you some stories about putting my junk in her trunk, but that's for later.


    You give new meaning to this being a family board.[:p] Dad.
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