watermelon joke

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 36,490 ✭✭✭
edited June 2017 in General Discussion
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served
to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously
for the clerics' reaction.

"Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?"

"Nothing," replied the waiter, "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."


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