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select-fire
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 Posted - 02/13/2018 : 12:50:58 PM
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Brookwood
Advanced Member
USA
5724 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 12:56:13 PM
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I answered the phone. "Frank, I got the old wiener stuck, please come and get me." |
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jimdeere
Advanced Member
USA
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Posted - 02/13/2018 : 12:58:24 PM
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| “Oh, I wish I weren’t an Oscar Meyer wiener...” |
“The ungodly are ...like the chaff which the wind driveth away.
Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment...” |
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p3skyking
Advanced Member
USA
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Posted - 02/13/2018 : 1:12:03 PM
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| "Hey buddy, How about giving my wiener a pull"? |
A man who says he has never been scared is either lying or else he's never been anywhere or done anything
Sackett
A man who has not known many women cannot appreciate the value of one. The Walking Drum
A man's success he can share with others, his troubles are his own. Comstock Lode
A ship does not sail with yesterdays wind. The Walking Drum
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rambo rebel
Advanced Member
3673 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 1:17:19 PM
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we told Anthony (wiener) not to text and drive.
I was just avoiding the A-hole in front of me, the happy slammed on his breaks when he saw me in the REAR veiw 
the vasoline truck in front of me overturned
will it be sexual harassment if I ask someone to pull me out? |
there's only one hope for this world. 3:16
Even IF there is no God, what if we just lived our lives as if there were?
Pray is if everything depends on God but work as if everything depends on you.
If the people who think about changing the world would think about changing themselves, they might accomplish both. |
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Mark G
Senior Member
USA
1364 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 3:49:25 PM
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These trials will show that your faith is genuine. It is being tested as fire tests and purifies gold though your faith is far more precious than mere gold. So when your faith remains strong through many trials, it will bring you much praise and glory and honor on the day when Jesus Christ is revealed to the whole world. 1 Peter 1:7 |
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select-fire
Advanced Member
57203 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 5:14:46 PM
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toad67
Advanced Member
USA
6559 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 10:55:05 PM
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fideau
Advanced Member
USA
12304 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 11:08:18 PM
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Jim
"This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok." |
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Ditch-Runner
Advanced Member
USA
16921 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 11:25:32 PM
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it has mind of its own sometimes .
I have told it before to not go there but NOOOOOOOOOO it wont listen |
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montanajoe
Moderator
Trinidad and Tobago
49539 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 11:27:43 PM
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| I was driving down the road,and got cut off by a........weenie |
GunBroker.com Moderator
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remingtonoaks
Advanced Member
USA
19372 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 11:36:17 PM
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I got my weiner stuck in the bitch ditch
And I slid it right in there
I said I was going to pull out the last minute, oops
I put skid marks acrossed that gully
She told me to jam it in there
Ouch, I just broke my weiner
Well, she did warn me using too much Lube would make it to slick
Have wiener will travel reads the card of a man (a play on "Have guns Will Travel" the 50s sitcom) |
Coming in Second place, only means your the first loser
"For a gourmet wine is not a drink but a condiment, provided that your host has chosen correctly."
Edouard De Pomaine, French author
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us55840
Advanced Member
USA
33187 Posts |
Posted - 02/13/2018 : 11:49:40 PM
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WEINER OUT OF CONTROL
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The government has no rights. Only the PEOPLE have rights that empower the government.
This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.
Abraham Lincoln
Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It is they way it is. The way we cope with it, is what makes the difference.
All comments posted here are my opinion as expressed via the 1st Amendment of the US Constitution.
United States Army ~ 1966-1968 USARSUPTHAI 1967-1968
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merlinn
Senior Member
USA
1355 Posts |
Posted - 02/14/2018 : 01:44:43 AM
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Oops, I stepped too “hard on” the brakes.
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"What we've got here is, failure to communicate." |
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