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shilowar
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USA
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Posted - 03/13/2018 :  4:13:43 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
five words or less...

Ditch-Runner
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USA
16583 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  4:28:39 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"have mattress will travel "
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droptop
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USA
7502 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  4:33:22 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My husband was like that.
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dunbarboyz
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USA
526 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  4:41:41 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Heavy liftin not fo me.
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carbine100
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USA
3068 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  4:47:14 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well I thought it would fit cause it ain't no bigr'n yo ass and it fit in dare!


Don't re-elect anybody, not even your mother!
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p3skyking
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USA
25585 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  5:00:11 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shilowar

five words or less...








"Yo, tries da trunk instead"


You know this is the winner.


A man who says he has never been scared is either lying or else he's never been anywhere or done anything
Sackett


A man who has not known many women cannot appreciate the value of one. The Walking Drum

A man's success he can share with others, his troubles are his own. Comstock Lode

A ship does not sail with yesterdays wind. The Walking Drum


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remingtonoaks
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USA
18185 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  5:09:56 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Blacks preparing for work

Edited by - remingtonoaks on 03/13/2018 5:11:01 PM
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mag00
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4208 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  5:12:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shoulda bought a Cadillac

"My guns aren't worth dying for, but my freedoms are". guns-n-painthorses 3-30-2018


If anything can go right, it will go right and at the best possible time.
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Old-Colts
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USA
23128 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  5:45:46 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, crap!
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mjrfd99
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USA
3584 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  5:51:52 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"SHAQUENIA!! da damn cootie trap be too f****** big!!!"
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Bosketti
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USA
903 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  5:54:02 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I don't know small holes!"
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jar
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564 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  6:22:49 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I my azz fits in there that mattress will fit easy!!!
quote:
Originally posted by shilowar

five words or less...



I know that is too may words but I just could not help myself

Children are the future, teach them .

Edited by - jar on 03/13/2018 6:24:37 PM
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mag00
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Posted - 03/13/2018 :  6:27:34 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If it a donta fita you musta quit

"My guns aren't worth dying for, but my freedoms are". guns-n-painthorses 3-30-2018


If anything can go right, it will go right and at the best possible time.
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shilowar
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USA
38349 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  6:29:42 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
eviction day at section 8
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TrinityScrimshaw
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USA
9291 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  6:34:22 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Stupid is as stupid does!

Trinity +++

"Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."<BR>(Proverbs 22:6)
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35 Whelen
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USA
14123 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  7:05:01 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Sho'Nuffakisha already had too much junk in the trunk."
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spasmcreek
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36205 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  7:10:16 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this is just to Stupid
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Marc1301
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34234 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  7:18:42 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just some more dumbazz minorities.


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oldWinchesterfan
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962 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  7:58:21 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Try it the other way!
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laxcoach
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1174 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  8:05:54 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Va Tech student packing for summer break
WaHooWa !
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Mr. Perfect
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52244 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  8:45:50 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This ain't muh car!

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"Also he [David] bade them teach the children of Judah [the use of] the bow" -Samuel

"An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." -Col. Jeff Cooper

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Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

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us55840
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Posted - 03/13/2018 :  9:33:30 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

I don know why it don't fit in there.

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fideau
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USA
12206 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  9:36:36 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Close dat do' on de other side. I don't wants did dam thing to fall out".

Jim

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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
48965 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  9:39:02 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
....the mattress is already in,,


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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
48965 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  9:41:49 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
...when we moved outta the white house,Barry,the car was bigger


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kimi
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USA
46333 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  9:51:20 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Getting my Lexus was easy.



What's next

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"No other proof, however, is needed than the undeniable fact that at any period of the war from its beginning to near its close the South could have saved slavery by simply laying down its arms and returning to the Union."
--- Major General John B. Gordon, from his book, Causes of the War of Northern Aggression .

“Abe, climb down from Mt. Rushmore, and vacate the penny. Your days in the pantheon are over, thanks to the scholarship and courage of Thomas J. DiLorenzo.” — Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.



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skicat
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14270 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  10:05:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Day 3

"Truth is treason in the empire of lies." Ron Paul

“The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about.”
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4205raymond
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959 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  10:54:10 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yuz got to push harder
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kimi
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46333 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  11:16:40 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by skicat

Day 3






What's next

Some favorite quotes:

"No other proof, however, is needed than the undeniable fact that at any period of the war from its beginning to near its close the South could have saved slavery by simply laying down its arms and returning to the Union."
--- Major General John B. Gordon, from his book, Causes of the War of Northern Aggression .

“Abe, climb down from Mt. Rushmore, and vacate the penny. Your days in the pantheon are over, thanks to the scholarship and courage of Thomas J. DiLorenzo.” — Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.



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Dads3040
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USA
13716 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  12:02:01 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Lower Life Forms Moving Company

The Object in Life is not to be with the Majority, but Rather to Avoid finding Oneself in the Ranks of the Insane. Marcus Aurelius
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SG
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USA
6632 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  12:02:31 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When your sleep and IQ numbers match.
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mjrfd99
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USA
3584 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  05:44:46 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by shilowar

eviction day at section 8



LOL so true. Usually they just leave their totally ruined crap in the rental to screw the landlord too.

Guess that cootie trap aint full yet.
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chiefr
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USA
9397 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  05:59:12 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Typical DEMOCRAT voter.
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Brookwood
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USA
5285 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  06:25:14 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Flunked, Square Peg\Round Hole.

Dead body in trunk.

Liberal application of Vaseline.

She is a VOTER!
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wpageabc
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USA
7767 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  07:03:24 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Get the saz all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u99Q7pNAjvg
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hoosier
Senior Member

USA
1121 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  09:20:02 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Finally got it out

Gun Parts and more (lots more).

NRA Life Endowment Member, US Army Veteran.
Lions Club

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84Bravo1
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10514 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  4:07:55 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
1 - "Yo, be trying the trunk."

2 - "Yo, da Mattress fit easy."

3 - "Yo, it gots to fit."

4 - "Stick it up my What?"

5 - Monkey with Fist in Jar.

6 - People cannot be that Stupid.

Edited by - 84Bravo1 on 03/14/2018 4:11:08 PM
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montanajoe
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Trinidad and Tobago
48965 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  4:13:03 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hoosier

Finally got it out



I see what you did there. Well done.


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84Bravo1
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10514 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  4:14:29 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by montanajoe

quote:
Originally posted by hoosier

Finally got it out



I see what you did there. Well done.




Yes.

I like that one also.
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hillbille
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8525 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  4:15:02 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
mobile cathouse....
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84Bravo1
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10514 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  4:24:36 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
7 - "More cushion for the pushin'."
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dunbarboyz
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USA
526 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  4:40:19 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I axe him to steal a bigger car.
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Ditch-Runner
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USA
16583 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2018 :  5:22:36 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
all da has ta do was be callin 911 be getting help


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