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 So this guy walks into a bar...
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Posted - 07/11/2015 :  10:41:16 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
goes over and takes a stool. Guy next to him looks over, notices his head is very small - about the size of a softball.

"Excuse me, may I ask you a question?"

Guy points at his head, says "about this, right?"

"Well, yes."

"I was out fishing one day last week. Threw out my net, waited awhile, hauled it back in. Noticed I'd caught a beautiful mermaid."

"Really? What did you do?"

"Carefully untangled the net, set her free." She said "thank you! For setting me free I can grant you a wish."

"She was really beautiful, I thought about asking her for sex, but her lower half was, you know, like a fish. I knew it could never work."

"Well what did you ask her for?"

The guy paused, looked down, quietly said "How about a little head?"

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Posted - 08/06/2015 :  5:24:16 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

We have to fight so we can we can run away.
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Posted - 06/08/2016 :  8:22:44 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I Liked it!!!

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Those who live by the sword will be killed by those who dont. Glyn
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