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Miss Bea
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It's old but still funny.
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Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she
welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated,
of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his
curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...!
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to
chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>>its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could
resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?" (pointing to the bowl). "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep
it wet,and it would prevent disease.
And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
ATF,Eagle Guns
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Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she
welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated,
of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his
curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...!
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to
chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>>its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could
resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?" (pointing to the bowl). "Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful?
I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the
ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep
it wet,and it would prevent disease.
And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."
It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.
We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
ATF,Eagle Guns
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Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
?married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
?One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her, and she showed him intoher
?quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
tea.
?As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut
?glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated,
?of all things, a condom!
?When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor
?tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
?floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
?"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me aboutthis?" pointing
?to the bowl.
?"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?? I waswalking through the
?park a few months ago, and I found this little package on the ground. The
?directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would
?prevent
?the spread of disease.? And you know... I haven't had a cold allwinter."[8D]
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May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
- General George Patton Jr