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The Fast Talker

Bubba JoelBubba Joel Member Posts: 5,161
edited December 2001 in General Discussion
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the fridge. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater that you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
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    alledanalledan Member Posts: 19,541
    edited November -1
    Last night I came home as drunk as i could be- found a head on the pillow where mine ought to be.I said come here little wifey and explain this thing to me-there's a head on the pillow where mine ought to be.Oh you crazy fool you drunken fool can't you ever see-It's a cabbage head my granny gave to me.Well i searched this world over a thousand times or more-a mustache on a cabbage head i never seen before-hic!
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    adminadmin Member, Administrator Posts: 1,079 admin
    edited November -1
    allendan: that is one verse from an old irish drinking song. If anyone knows the rest of the verses, post them.
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