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Sunburn!!

Ms. BeastMs. Beast Member Posts: 496 ✭✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
A man fell asleep on South Padre Island's beach under the noon sun and
suffered a severe sunburn to his legs. He was taken to the hospital, where
his skin had turned bright red, was painful and had started to blister.

Anything that touched his legs caused agony.

The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and
electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.

Astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in his
condition?"

The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off his legs."

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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It will also keep him from Rolling out of Bed.

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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    OK, this is getting close. Funny, but close. Locking the thread to discourage any one-uppers.



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