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Little Johnny And The New Baby
nunn
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Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the
little baby was born without ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise
crack to say about the baby. So, little Johnny's dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior snd not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was
pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The mother was a bit bewildered, and hesitantly replied, "Why, yes...
his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he sure as
heck can't wear glasses."
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
little baby was born without ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise
crack to say about the baby. So, little Johnny's dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior snd not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was
pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect
little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The mother was a bit bewildered, and hesitantly replied, "Why, yes...
his doctor said he has 20/20 vision. Why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he sure as
heck can't wear glasses."
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net