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LICK YOUR ELBOW?.. WEIRD FACTS!!!

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Horses can't vomit.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

****If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles *****

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

***Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.****



Now be honest... did you try?... *LOL

One woman's opinion

Comments

  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No, but I tried to make a print of my Tongue and the Ink tastes terrible.

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  • ghost614ghost614 Member Posts: 129 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    jeez, how did you know? i tried even before i got to the end of your post! and where the hell do you get this stuff from?
  • n4thethrilln4thethrill Member Posts: 366 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    you may be wrong about the elbow thing i know a guy that can stick his tounge above his eyebrows

    you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper
  • squeakycsqueakyc Member Posts: 204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I tried to lick my elbow. No way.........Maybe the lead singer of the group Kiss. I seem to remember from my younger days he had a very long tongue.

    Here is one to add to your list:

    Pigs can't sweat.
  • competentonecompetentone Member Posts: 4,696 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry, you're wrong! I can lick my elbow!

    Now, who's going to pay the emergency room bill for this dislocated shoulder?
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    Send me a pic and prove it.. *LOL

    One woman's opinion
  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Well ...... I don't know about licking MY elbow ... but I know what happens when I lick my wifes elbow ..... well, anyway ..... What used to happen! .......... a long long time ago


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