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Headlines 2035

22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
edited November 2001 in General Discussion
Headlines stories in the year 2035- Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legallybut President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.- Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.- Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory ofthe Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)- Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at leastten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.- George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.- 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.- Nursing home event... Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair withcandy striper.-Texas executes last remaining citizen.- Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.- Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.- Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.- Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.- Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.- Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so itcrashes BEFORE installation is completed.- New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, andbaseball bats be registered by January 2036.
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  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    (ROFLMAO) Could be!!!
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    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
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