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Si, I lovs America

jeenyesjeenyes Member Posts: 330 ✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
I come for visit, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross border, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in rags and Chebby trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
Everything is mucho good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby--it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.



I love freedom, cause a chained dog ain't happy. A southern born child living behind enemy lines in occupied territory

Comments

  • treedawgtreedawg Member Posts: 321 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i know that there are some sorry ones, but i have several that work for me and they are honest and hard working.
  • robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I thought the poem was hilarious, but then I thought...For every Mexican I know that resembles the people described in that poem, I think I can find about 10 white people, and another 10 black people, and thats just not funny. Its still a good poem, though,

    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
  • sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This looks like the post that pelican had earlier. O.K. O.K. their hard working,,but their ILLEGAL!!!!!
    If you're in America legally,, and need help,,thats a different story.

    "Just my opinion."
  • dads-freeholddads-freehold Member Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    greetings, i too know of more hard working ones than the garden varity but i luv a good joke. has any body seen the movie " boondock saints"? it has the worlds greatest joke, told by a italian bag man. respt. submitted dads-freehold a fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

    rodney colson
  • ghost614ghost614 Member Posts: 129 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    did you write it yourself?
  • ADfreeADfree Member Posts: 188 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dads-freehold, that is my absolute favorite movie.
  • PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I posted this on the woodenboat forum and them folks jumped me like I had pooped in the punch bowl at their Christmas party. Man, they got hostile. I just told they was taking life waaayy to serious.

    The Almighty Himself Entrusted the Future of All Living Creatures to a Wooden Boat.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Audemus jura nostra defendere"
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