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If A Man Did This In Todays Time
dav1965
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I had a follow up appointment for my left knee yesterday. I showed the doctor my calf and he saw how bad it was bruised and how bad it hurt to touch and he sent me to the hospital and they checked for blood clots.
When i got in the room for the ultrasound the lady told me to take off my pants. So i took off my underwear and pants and covered up with the blanket.
She walks in and uncovers me from my beans and wenny to my socks. She did not have to sneak a peek at my junk.
If a man did that today he would be locked up. I guess i did not measure up because she did not ask me out.[:D]
When i got in the room for the ultrasound the lady told me to take off my pants. So i took off my underwear and pants and covered up with the blanket.
She walks in and uncovers me from my beans and wenny to my socks. She did not have to sneak a peek at my junk.
If a man did that today he would be locked up. I guess i did not measure up because she did not ask me out.[:D]
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You know,, insurance.[:D]
But was she hot????
The question to ask would be was "she" born a "she"? By chance her name tag didn't read Bruce, did it? I'll say "she" was through since the bruise was at the calf and not in the groin.
I spent a couple of weeks in the hospital in September - kidney stone and "related" problems. Yeah, the medical ladies and gentlemen saw pretty much anything they wanted to see. I didn't mind. I hurt and was willing to show them anything they wanted to see, if they could stop the pain.
I cannot be embarrassed. A medical professional should not be, either. Do what you need to with my body, and we'll move on. Not there to date you, I'm there so I can stop hurting.
I went in for a heart cath about 5 years after my bypass I wanted to make sure all was clear .
the funny part the " nurse" who came into my room to shave my ballpark frank area ... ( well I hope he was [:0][B)] )
well he was black man about 6"2 maybe 6'4 about 250 pounds .
if there is such a thing as imitating a turtle my body was struggling to do so [:I][:I][:I]
its difficult to talk to a big old fellow when he is shaving your family jewels but did my best to act calm [:0][:0][:0]
when he left the room my wife and I. well all we could do was laugh [:D][:D][:D]
But when I was a kid my Appendix needed to come out, back then they shaved a whole bunch. So a young very good looking gal came in to do the shaving. And beinh a p p young boy with a girl handling your junk I did what comes natural. She did what she was taught give it a hard flick with a finger.Problem solved.[xx(]
Medical people have been educated in biology. They know the sex cycle of most creatures and probably have forgotten more than the average American knows. Males chasing females happens in almost every species. Getting sperm to that egg to generate new life is what every creature on the planet wants to do.
I saw female salmon deposit pink eggs in a rocky stream on the island of Adak, AK. Then a male salmon came over the eggs and released his sperm. Then I grabbed him to go in my fish basket.[:D]
I haven't worn skivvies since grade school. My body doesn't embarrass me and it doesn't embarrass medical people I deal with. Why should it? We're not there to screw, we're there to learn what's going on inside me.
Paying any attention to the silly * about male/female sex was the mistake to begin with. It happens, it will always happen. Go after the child molesters and butt pirates since that is NOT normal.
I explained this last month about medicos. The only so-called medical person to say anything since all this silly crap broke is the bimbo that took care of Bush the Elder.
Medical people have been educated in biology. They know the sex cycle of most creatures and probably have forgotten more than the average American knows. Males chasing females happens in almost every species. Getting sperm to that egg to generate new life is what every creature on the planet wants to do.
I saw female salmon deposit pink eggs in a rocky stream on the island of Adak, AK. Then a male salmon came over the eggs and released his sperm. Then I grabbed him to go in my fish basket.[:D]
I haven't worn skivvies since grade school. My body doesn't embarrass me and it doesn't embarrass medical people I deal with. Why should it? We're not there to screw, we're there to learn what's going on inside me.
Paying any attention to the silly * about male/female sex was the mistake to begin with. It happens, it will always happen. Go after the child molesters and butt pirates since that is NOT normal
Do you wear "button up" jeans?? Zippers can get real ugly,,, fast.
quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
I explained this last month about medicos. The only so-called medical person to say anything since all this silly crap broke is the bimbo that took care of Bush the Elder.
Medical people have been educated in biology. They know the sex cycle of most creatures and probably have forgotten more than the average American knows. Males chasing females happens in almost every species. Getting sperm to that egg to generate new life is what every creature on the planet wants to do.
I saw female salmon deposit pink eggs in a rocky stream on the island of Adak, AK. Then a male salmon came over the eggs and released his sperm. Then I grabbed him to go in my fish basket.[:D]
I haven't worn skivvies since grade school. My body doesn't embarrass me and it doesn't embarrass medical people I deal with. Why should it? We're not there to screw, we're there to learn what's going on inside me.
Paying any attention to the silly * about male/female sex was the mistake to begin with. It happens, it will always happen. Go after the child molesters and butt pirates since that is NOT normal
Do you wear "button up" jeans?? Zippers can get real ugly,,, fast.
No snags in years. I learn very quickly.