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Thought I had seen most everything! Nope

RobinRobin Member Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited May 2002 in General Discussion
This past weekend I was introduced to a most unusual contraption and witnessed it in use. The homemade contraption is called a "squirrel catapult" by the fellow that built it. I thought some of the more adventurous posters would like to build one for your back yard, especially if you have a squirrel population that is irritating or chewing up your plants and yard furniture.

This catapult was a 12"x12" piece of 3/4" plywood attached to about 3' of 1" square tubing making a kind of treddle. The treddle, in its cocked position, sat down in a longer piece of wider channel iron. The treddle had a 1 1/2" piece of angle iron with holes drilled in it to accomadate one end of trampoline springs. The other end of the treddle was attached by a hinge to the channel iron. The other end of the trampoline springs attatched to another 1 1/2" piece of angle iron welded to the channel iron just past the hinge. The cocked treddle was held in place with a devise like you see on clay pidgeon throwers except it had a 2" x 2" steel target on the top ot it. The catapult was triggered by hitting the 2" target with a .22 pellet rifle. The motion of the treddle was stopped at about a 60 degree angle to the channel iron abruptley by a cable when triggered. The plywood table part of the treddle had holes in it so an ear of corn could be wired to it.

The first launch I witnessed began with two squirrels fighting for control of the ear of corn, oblivious to my host taking careful aim with his pellet gun. The first pellet missed its mark by an inch or so and the squirrels, hearing the gun noise, looked around to assess the situation. Shortly, they were back to the ear of corn smack dab in the middle of the plywood. The second pellet hit the target and launched both squirrels about 35' in the air sending them to a crash landing about 50' or so from the catapult. My host reported that single squirrel launches had much better trajectory and air time. I witnessed several single launches and he was correct.

We continued the launches during the afternoon until our wives explained that no more beer would be served until the pellet gun was put up. (WARNING: Due to the activity around the launch pad after each launch, the squirrels get a little skidish causing delays and providing extended periods of time best used to cool oneself off with a brew.)The next day my sides hurt all day from laughing so much.

I apoligize to any readers that are offended by this type of juvenile behavior and NO, I would not want to be launched in the same manner. I kinda look at it as revenge for the critters eating my wife's rose blooms, the screens on our porch, the insulation on the air conditioning system in my car and the vegetables in our garden. And YES, I have plans to put one or two in my backyard. Maybe market the darn thing as an "interactive scarecrow".

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Comments

  • AntiqueDrAntiqueDr Member Posts: 691 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm trying to adapt the idea to the front porch, with appropriate camoflage. All I need to do now is calculate the average weight of a Jehovah's Witness....



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  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm telling PETA on you!

    My father knew a man who was roommates with Werner von Braun back in the Heidelberg days. Werner wanted to know how many g's of force a living mammal could take, so he built a little centrifuge and spun lab mice in it. Your device reminded me of that story.
  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A-Dr:

    When ya * the Witness's weights worked out let me know, them pesky mormons are 'bout the same size 'n the dog is tired a'chasin' 'em.

    Clouder..
  • hunter280manhunter280man Member Posts: 705
    edited November -1
    I need pictures! This is great, I think I'll build one for my father.
    Can we substitute mix drinks for beer and still get the same desired results?

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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Am I missing that this is a joke, or does it not occur to anyone that this IS cruelty?
  • trooperchintrooperchin Member Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    this is great. You ought to send peta the directions. Im copying them and building one.


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  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    he-dog:

    Ya ain't gonna hurt no tree rat by chuckin' him fifty feet. He'll be back in fifteen minutes, one launch smarter. Mark my words.

    Clouder..
  • Josey1Josey1 Member Posts: 9,598 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Seems to me it would be more fun plinking them with the .22,humane too.

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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    Generally, I have found the Jehovah's Witnesses on average to be a bit heftier than the Mormons. Riding those bikes keeps 'em in shape.


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  • austin247austin247 Member Posts: 375
    edited November -1
    I watched a show on the Discovery Channel with a guy using a catapult to launch a 400 pound piano. The piano flew several hundred feet then burst into flame. I'm trying to contact him to build me one for use on my ex-wife....
  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now, when you get Rocky in the air you need to have someone ready with the shotgun and have a little "skeet" shoot. Take squirrel huntin to a whole new level, I wonder what the game wardens would think of this? Set it up in the woods with a clear "flight" path, take turns doin the launchin and shootin, sounds like fun!
  • salzosalzo Member Posts: 6,396 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    7mm- You gave me an idea for my tuesday evening trap!

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  • RobinRobin Member Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry HeDog this is not a joke and and I don't think it is all that cruel. I did not witness a single fatality even though several launches were less than ideal. But you gave me a great idea, I'm thinking that if a guy was properly positioned with a quality over/under at launch time.....Hum, the rascal would never know what hit him. What is PETA (Pests Effectively Thrown Around)? Just curious.

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  • treedawgtreedawg Member Posts: 321 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    a clean kill "yes", but a slow and painful one no. if they need to be thinned then take a good head shot and get it over with. don't make em suffer.
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The iamge was - I'm ashamed to admit - humorous at first thought; thanks He Dog & Saxon for wakening my conscience. It is cruel and the squirrels don't deserve it . . . now, the religious nuts cluttering up the front step trying to convert me to whatever is their particular "one true path" . . . . Probably work well for politicians, as well . . . with all the hot air, you might even achieve low earth orbit . . . .
  • Dyer_MakerDyer_Maker Member Posts: 1,018
    edited November -1
    Have any of you ever seen a squirrel fall out of a tree? I've seen them fall at least 70 feet from a tree with no ill effects. I would say a 35 foot launch would not do any harm. They are very tough and hard headed.
  • twinstwins Member Posts: 647 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Post pics of this contraption ASAP. I don't believe I would use this on live animals or dead ones for that matter, but hey, people change with age. It would be fun for water balloons and the like.

    I will say there is nothing like a strong dose of "I find it deplorable so it must be for you too". Isn't that kind of like killing prairie dogs, what is the purpose of that, just another rodent right, blast away, kill for sport? I am sure every pdog killed is swift and "painless", no body shots, limbs blown off, etc... Maybe the damage P dogs cause justifies their killing but the damage caused by tree rats does not? Yeah, whatever. Wanton killing is wanton killing.

    Fling away Robin.
  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Those darn "tree-rats" gotta be the cutest rodents on the face of the earth. Im wellin up here guy's. Y'all seen the Geico commercial? Mischevious li'l buggers. L.O.L !!
  • twinstwins Member Posts: 647 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Some are, and yes I do think that is a funny commercial.
  • Evil ATFEvil ATF Member Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    "The squirrels may not be killed instantly by such a fall, but I suspect there is a very real possibility that they often sustain injuries that cause them to die a slow painful death or * them and they dies slowly from starvation due to the inability to gather food."

    Exactly right, Saxon.

    I've seen video footage of this device in use over the Net. It is quite barbaric.

    I have no problem with dispensing a quick and painless death via the .22 rifle on yard rodents, but smacking them with a clay launching device is too cruel.

    While the fall itself is not damaging to them, the sudden impact of the launching device on their small bodies is the equivilant of you being hit by a truck.

    Suuuuuuuuuuuure, the fifteen foot swan dive afterwards isn't harmful...so why aren't you out there jumping in front of Chevy's, Robin?

    Go back to the DemocRat Underground. I'm tiring of all the Troll activity.

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  • gunnutgunnut Member Posts: 724 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Some part of me says "sounds like a fun evening", however the other parts says hey I think it would be funnier to build a huge one and launch drunk rednecks a couple of stories and then say hey their tuff little boogers arn't they!

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  • thesoundguy1thesoundguy1 Member Posts: 680
    edited November -1
    I'm designing one to seat personal injury lawyers.Instead of an ear of corn,I'm using a red strobe light and a siren!
  • DupontDupont Member Posts: 129
    edited November -1
    Sorry, I have to be different on this one! I like squirels, taste good, fun to watch them jump around in the trees and yard. Would be neat to see a launch!!! But knowing me I would probably feel bad about it later! Now if you design a Ex-wife Skeet launcher I would be willing to supply the ex-wife, materials for launcher, Lot's of beer! Shotgun and shells!

    Honestly officer, I thought she was a Big Goose!!!

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  • RobinRobin Member Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I knew a topic like this would scrape on a few nerves and I understand the reactions by the few that defend God's beatiful creatures. I also admire the creator's work.

    I think each of us establish our own thresehold as to which of God's creatures we choose to exploit, whether we realize it or not. One could argue that the earthworm we impale and slowly drown, hoping to catch a fish, that we usually scale alive in preparation for a fresh fish dinner, will land us in Hades for eternity. What about live bait caught at a dock, thrown in a live well, hauled fifty miles off shore, impaled, dropped 200' in to the deep Atlantic only to be eaten by the first thing that comes along? What about the 300 yd shot that cripples an elk that lives another 3 hours (probably in extreme angony) before he/she can be "humanely" dispatched? What about the ants we inadvertantly step on each day that must die an extremely painful death? What about the termites, I just paid a "hit man" big bucks to have those buggers baited and hopefully slaughtered, I hope they die a painful death. Do termites have souls? Do squirrels?

    Maybe if we stayed in bed and kept the windows and doors shut, every thing would be O. K.? Huuuuuuuuuuum, nope, I think a couple of squirrels launched now and then might be a better approach to life. St. Peter may not let you in Heaven, but I'll bet he giggles a little when he reads your rap sheet.



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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    make sure you post a warning so the gaw dam critters don't sue you! At least that's what some of our own members here would say.


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  • gunpaqgunpaq Member Posts: 4,607 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    E-mailed this post to a shooting buddy who I thought would find it very humorous but he was appalled at the inhumane treatment of the squirrels. This is the same guy who organized a cat toss at the drop zone twenty years ago and shoots neighborhood cats for fun. I guess it is all on how you look at it. Tossing a squirrel 50' will never hurt it unless it is against a tree or rocks. Why not a flying squirrel trap shoot? Just think of the fund raisers one could have at the gun club, forget the turkey shoots.

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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll go halves on Dupont's version. Need a VERY strong spring, though . . . might have to build a trebuchet.
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