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HOW MANY SHEEP?

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here will you let me have one?" she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. "You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?" The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. Your a blonde! Now give me back my dog.

"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"

Comments

  • ccasey612ccasey612 Member Posts: 901 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I posted that joke in the lunch room at work and when I got to my office the next day I had silly string all over the place. Took me 1 1/2 hors to clean it all up. Great joke.

    If you will blame gun makers for every shooting then blame car maker for every car accident.
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Classic, I liked the version where the dog-napper was a Florida DemoCrap who worked for Jesse Jackson a lot better.
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