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Help find terrorists
He Dog
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As you know, The President of the United States, George W. Bush,has asked that all Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out terrorists hiding in our communities.
Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is highly recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. Because they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
Names and addresses of non participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation,
Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
naked woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is highly recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. Because they do not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
Names and addresses of non participants should be sent to CIA Headquarters, Langley, Virginia.
The United States of America appreciate your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your efforts. Please, by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100% participation.
Thank you for your participation,
Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Comments
That has class,
Best!!
Rugster
- Life NRA Member
"If cowardly & dishonorable men shoot unarmed men with army guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary...and not by general deprivation of constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....