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Another Clinton Joke PG-13
William81
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Every morning, Bill Clinton would take a jog near
his home in NY State. And on each run, he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day
after day. Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly about to follow.
"Fifty dollars! " she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker
continued for several days. He'd run by. She'd holler,
"Fifty dollars.!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared
the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realized
the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including
Hillary) and he would have to come up with a very good explanation for
his wife, the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them
past her, Bill became overcome with anxiety on how to handle the
situation. Sure enough there she was -- standing where she
always did. Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as
she looked up at the jogging executives.
Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill:
See What you get for 5.00.....
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
his home in NY State. And on each run, he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day
after day. Apprehensive, he would brace himself as he
approached her for what was most certainly about to follow.
"Fifty dollars! " she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker
continued for several days. He'd run by. She'd holler,
"Fifty dollars.!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared
the now infamous street corner, Bill suddenly realized
the "pro" would bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including
Hillary) and he would have to come up with a very good explanation for
his wife, the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them
past her, Bill became overcome with anxiety on how to handle the
situation. Sure enough there she was -- standing where she
always did. Bill tried to evade the streetwalker's eyes as
she looked up at the jogging executives.
Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill:
See What you get for 5.00.....
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
Comments
If I knew then, what I know now.
you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper