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Another Lone Ranger Joke
s.gun
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Lone Ranger &Tonto
> >>>
> >>> Lone Ranger and Tonto take a break!
> >>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink
> >>>a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said
>"Who
> >>>owns the big white horse outside?"
> >>>
> >>>The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do,
> >>>why?"
> >>>The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought
> >>>you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!"
> >>>
> >>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough,
> >>>Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
> >>>The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was
> >>>starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to
> >>>Tonto and said,
> >>>"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver, and see if you can create
> >>>enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
> >>>
> >>>Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles
> >>>around Silver.
> >>>Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger
> >>>returned to the bar to finish his drink.
> >>>A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
> >>>"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
> >>>The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's
> >>>wrong with him this time?"
> >>>
> >>> The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
>
> >>> "Nothin', but you left your * running
> >>>
> >>> Lone Ranger and Tonto take a break!
> >>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink
> >>>a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said
>"Who
> >>>owns the big white horse outside?"
> >>>
> >>>The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do,
> >>>why?"
> >>>The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought
> >>>you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!"
> >>>
> >>>The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough,
> >>>Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
> >>>The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was
> >>>starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to
> >>>Tonto and said,
> >>>"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver, and see if you can create
> >>>enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
> >>>
> >>>Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe," and took off running circles
> >>>around Silver.
> >>>Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger
> >>>returned to the bar to finish his drink.
> >>>A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,
> >>>"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
> >>>The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's
> >>>wrong with him this time?"
> >>>
> >>> The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,...
>
> >>> "Nothin', but you left your * running
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