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Age...It May Happen To All Of Us

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.

The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.

The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.

"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

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Comments

  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Love it!

    If your gonna be stupid you better be tough !!
  • drl50drl50 Member Posts: 2,496
    edited November -1
    Rancher from Texas was drivin thru Vermont and stopped to talk to a farmer. "How much land Y'all own here pardner?"says Tex. Says the Vermonter "Wayul, ah own all the land from that big rock theyuh all the way ovah ta that big oak tree". Hayul, says Tex, "back home i can get in my car and drive all day and not leave my land". Yeeup, says the old farmuh, "used ta have a cah like that meself once."

    Duty Honor Country
  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You know, I wouldn't be bit surprised to know both these stories are true, ayuh.
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