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Another from my friend...
simonbs
Member Posts: 994 ✭
> >It's Great to be a Man!!! > > > >Damn, it's great to be a man!! > >Your last name stays put. > >The garage is all yours. > >Wedding plans take care of themselves. > >Chocolate is just another snack. > >You can be president. > >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > >Car mechanics tell you the truth. > >You don't give a rat's * if someone notices your new haircut. > >The world is your urinal. > >You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just> too > >icky. > >Same work...more pay. > >Wrinkles add character. > >Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100. > >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. > >The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. > >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > >One mood, ALL the damn time. > >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. > >You know stuff about tanks. > >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. > >You can open all your own jars. > >Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. > >You can kill your own food. > >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > >If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be> your > >friend. > >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. > >If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. > >You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. > >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > >You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming. > >You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking > >"He must be mad at me." > >You don't mooch off other's desserts. > >You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. > >You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors. > >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > >You almost never have strap problems in public. > >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > >You don't have to shave below your neck (most of us). > >Your belly usually hides your big hips. > >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. > >You can do your nails with a pocketknife. > >You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > > > >You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, > >> > > > > Damn, It's Great To Be A Man > > AMEN!
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