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I've been pretty drunk before, but.....

TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
edited September 2008 in General Discussion
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Woman Arrested While Wearing Cow Suit

WBNS-TV
MIDDLETOWN, OHIO

A Middletown woman was arrested after chasing children, urinating on a porch, and blocking traffic - all while wearing a cow suit.

Police said 32-year-old Michelle Allen was chasing children while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening.

Allen also reported urinated on a neighbor's front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

Police were later called to her home where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic.

The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also allegedly cussed at the officer.

Allen is charged with disorderly conduct.
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    fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    No kidding! A 'drunk & disorderly conduct' in a chicken suit is one thing, but I've never even thought of dressing as a cow!

    What's wrong with people? I bet she travels in the passing lane too...[}:)]

    Ben
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    Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's a woman?

    Looks like Gary Coleman after taking prednisone for too long!
    Wonder if "she" works?[:0]
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
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    the_punisher_the_punisher_ Member Posts: 562 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    and now for something completely different.
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    Spider7115Spider7115 Member, Moderator Posts: 29,714 ******
    edited November -1
    You mean it's illegal to wear a cow suit? That's bull! [:0]
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    jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 25,668 ******
    edited November -1
    It was a "Moooooo-ving" experience.
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    VinhlongVet71VinhlongVet71 Member Posts: 4,605
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Hardest I've laughed today,,,had to set my beer down...[:D][:D]
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    the_punisher_the_punisher_ Member Posts: 562 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    talk about your "mad cow"[:D]
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    Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,611 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Somebody better tell "her" halloween is the end of october not september.
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    Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    Somebody better tell "her" halloween is the end of october not september.

    Isn't that your ex-wife Hunter?[:0]
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
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    Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,611 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    Somebody better tell "her" halloween is the end of october not september.

    Isn't that your ex-wife Hunter?[:0]

    OK now you've done it.[8D]
    If I was out in the woods hunting and saw "that" I'd put a tag on it.[;)]
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    Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    Somebody better tell "her" halloween is the end of october not september.

    Isn't that your ex-wife Hunter?[:0]

    OK now you've done it.[8D]
    If I was out in the woods hunting and saw "that" I'd put a tag on it.[;)]

    So you're admitting you would "tag" that?[:0]

    You still carry those big rubber boots around with you?[:D]
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    Speaking of rubber boots...its getting deep here[:D]
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    Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,611 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    Somebody better tell "her" halloween is the end of october not september.

    Isn't that your ex-wife Hunter?[:0]

    OK now you've done it.[8D]
    If I was out in the woods hunting and saw "that" I'd put a tag on it.[;)]

    So you're admitting you would "tag" that?[:0]

    You still carry those big rubber boots around with you?[:D]

    Yes with my Hunter Mag bow. 65lb draw with 100 grain 3 blade muzzy broadheads. Might need 3-4 arrows but I got that covered. [;)]
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    crash2usafcrash2usaf Member Posts: 4,094
    edited November -1
    I wanted to wear one of them cow suits to my wedding but my wife wouldnt let me no sense of humor.... At least she let my dog come
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    Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,611 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Police were later called to her home where Allen was allegedly blocking traffic.
    Geeez I can't imagine that. [:D]
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    VinhlongVet71VinhlongVet71 Member Posts: 4,605
    edited November -1
    Yes with my Hunter Mag bow. 65lb draw with 100 grain 3 blade muzzy broadheads. Might need 3-4 arrows but I got that covered.

    Here's a man drawing my curiosity. Hunter Mag is a person I may be able to talk to. I heard the whip of my buddy's compound last saturday morning. Followed by a solid KA-THUNK. After a few crashes the spike comes staggering in front of me and falls pretty much dead.

    Never fired a shot and had one drop dead right in front of me.
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    VinhlongVet71VinhlongVet71 Member Posts: 4,605
    edited November -1
    I'm very surprised that pic hasn't been poofed... that will give some of us old geezers heart attacks,,,, (if you look at it real close) those milk cows all look alike to me...... I think the call them holstiens??? or something like that? That Face just doesn't cut it.. watch for meth induced truckers that have a loose load[:D]
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    Spc FergusonSpc Ferguson Member Posts: 2,383 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    wow thats just sad, id like to know were she got the suit at though.
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    River RatRiver Rat Member Posts: 9,022 ✭
    edited November -1
    Okay, I'm waiting for Bigtire to say "I'd hit that!" Don't think it's gonna happen, though.

    Doncha think they would've had her take the hat off?
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    GuvamintCheeseGuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932
    edited November -1
    Thats quite a heffer.
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    Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,611 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by VinhlongVet71
    I'm very surprised that pic hasn't been poofed... that will give some of us old geezers heart attacks,,,, (if you look at it real close) those milk cows all look alike to me...... I think the call them holstiens??? or something like that? That Face just doesn't cut it.. watch for meth induced truckers that have a loose load[:D]

    Looks like black angus to me.
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    dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,787 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    About the only thing I can think of worse than rolling over in bed and seeing that in her cow suit is rollig over and she doesn't have the cow suit on! Either way, nightmares for years. Dreher
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    MMOMEQ-55MMOMEQ-55 Member Posts: 13,134
    edited November -1
    Don't be talking about my wife like that!

    Hey baby!
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    Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,611 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by MMOMEQ-55
    Don't be talking about my wife like that!

    Hey baby!

    Put the bottle down and go get help...FAST!!! [8D]
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    spanielsellsspanielsells Member Posts: 12,498
    edited November -1
    I think I just became a vegan.
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    MMOMEQ-55MMOMEQ-55 Member Posts: 13,134
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    quote:Originally posted by MMOMEQ-55
    Don't be talking about my wife like that!

    Hey baby!

    Put the bottle down and go get help...FAST!!! [8D]



    LOL
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    JohnnylikesgunsJohnnylikesguns Member Posts: 2,887 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    Somebody better tell "her" halloween is the end of october not september.

    Isn't that your ex-wife Hunter?[:0]

    OK now you've done it.[8D]
    If I was out in the woods hunting and saw "that" I'd put a tag on it.[;)]


    You can put your tag on that. I don't even want to see it ever again.
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    LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,143 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I've completely lost my taste for chocolate milk.
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    n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by spanielsells
    I think I just became a vegan.


    yeah, soy milk and tofu look pretty good after THAT[xx(]
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    FrancFFrancF Member Posts: 35,278 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    No, I think they call that a Moo-Moo.
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    dongizmodongizmo Member Posts: 14,477 ✭✭
    edited November -1
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    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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