NEW WAY TO BEAT BREATHALYZER!!

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One woman's opinion

4GodandCountry

I hope his shorts were clean. Where do these people come from?

When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....

96harley

A better way to beat it is simply don't drink and drive. I guess he felt it would also erase the skid marks on the highway where he had left them during the pursuit.

austin247

Perhaps he was hoping they would drop his charges from DWI down to Pubic Intoxication...

punchie

Sounds like this guy should also be charged with Public Stupidity in the 1st degree. Where do they all come from? And he was acquited!!

AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY

Boomerang

Just when I thought I heard it all!!

"Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as it is by the obstacles which one has overcome while trying to succeed."NRA Life Member

barto

96harley-
mebbe the skid marks on the highway werent the
only ones he was worried about because they said he
spit it out.
barto

the hard stuff we do right away - the impossible takes a little longer

96harley

barto you got it. Peanuts anyone?

Evil ATF

What do you expect from a Canadian?

Stand And Be Counted

alledan

I have set here about a half an hour trying to fo figure out how to respond to this guys eating habits but unfortunately I can't! Some people seem to sap the words right out of the mouth.

All i can say at this time is " I bet his parents run a Mcdonald's!"

Judge Dread

Almost ranges into a self-inflicted case of felatio (By default)



JD

400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )

shootinfool

This is absolutely unbelieveable! They said he was not too impaired to drive? For cripes sake, he ate his shorts! This guy should not be allowed in public, let alone behind the wheel of a car.



Edited by - shootinfool on 08/13/2002 18:46:58

JudgeColt

It is not the skid marks on the HIGHWAY that came to mind in reading this story....

boeboe

The guy had it all wrong. It's eating your girlfriend's underwear that will sober you up....

To err is human, to moo is bovine.