Famous last words

alledan

"I'll get a world record for this."

"It's fireproof."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"So, you're a cannibal..."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?"

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"

"I wonder where the mother bear is?"

"I've seen this done on TV."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"Let it down slowly."

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"This doesn't taste right."

"I can make this light before it changes."

"Nice doggie."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I've done this before."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"That's odd."

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?"

"Don't be so superstitious."

"Now watch this..."

"What duck?"







"If you aim at nothing,
you will be sure to hit it"


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alledan

Patton, Where are all these little yellow meanies comming from.

Custer, They wouldnt dare attack.

Travis, Where are all these little brown meanies comming from.

Just funnin

PJ

If nobody seen you do it, how could you have done it. NRA Life Member, AF&AM

alledan

=> Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
=> Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
=> Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
=> What does this button do?
=> So, you're a cannibal.
=> It's probably just a rash.
=> Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
=> Are you sure the power is off?
=> Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
=> What duck?
=> Pull the pin and count to what?
=> Which wire was I supposed to cut?
=> I wonder where the mother bear is.
=> I've seen this done on TV.
=> These are the good kind of mushrooms.
=> You look just like Charles Manson.
=> Let it down slowly.
=> Rat poison only kills rats.
=> It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
=> I'll get your toast out.
=> Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
=> It's strong enough for both of us.
=> This doesn't taste right.
=> I can make this light before it changes.
=> Nice doggie.
=> I can do that with my eyes closed.
=> Well we've made it this far.
=> I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
=> I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
=> You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you.
=> OK this is the last time.
=> Don't be so superstitious.
=> Southerner-Hey ya'll, Watch this!
=> Northerner-Yo dudes, Check it out!

alledan

Jack, Dallas is nice this time of year, let put the top down.



Bobby, they love you in California.



Martin, lets smoke out on the balcony.



Monica, who will know?



Don